11  -I’ve lost the average American male in weight

 10  -The sad face he gives me when he can’t sit in my lap.

  9   -These 3 kids just got their first house

  8   -“Ordered large fry, got smol fry instead.”

  7   – My pop’s best friend Bob turns 100 today.

  6   -“My art teacher’s gift to me for making it through senior year.”

  5   -“Only packing the essentials”

  4   -“King of the tripods (and this household)”

  3   -My best bud and I cleaned up trash

  2   -“Ground Control to Major Tom”

  1   -“My sister and I graduating Head Start vs Us graduating college”