11  – Turtles are not “inside” their shells. They “are” their shells.

 10  – “We made a nice Halloween card.”

  9   – “My piercings under X-ray”

  8   -“I took an X-ray of a ballpoint pen.”

  7   – An X-ray of an LED bulb

  6   – “Had to get our ball python an X-ray.

  5   – “Managed to X-ray my helmet the other day.”

  4   – This x-ray of a pregnant turtle would make a killer album cover.

  3   -“Triple-tongue piercing in my X-ray”

  2   – “Apparently there is a little boy in my son’s brain

  1   -This is what an X rayed cat looks like