11  -“My husband just wanted some crackers and cheese.”

 10  -“I guess it’s time for a new pepper grinder.”

  9   -“I knew those pancakes smelled weird.”

  8   -“My cola exploded inside the freezer.”

  7   -“It’s 3 a.m. Everyone’s asleep and I’ve been trying to get out of my room for 30 minutes.”

  6   –It’s 3 a.m. Everyone’s asleep and I’ve been trying to get out of my room for 30 minutes.”

  5   -“Apparently, my scissors couldn’t handle this bottle.”

  4   -“I picked up the salt jar.”

  3   -“I’ll just do my makeup in the car like a dumbo.”

  2   -made coffee while I was still half-asleep.

  1   -Never go to bed after you’ve applied pimple cream.